Last week, during a meeting with top business executives, President Covfefe had a slip of the tongue when he refereed to Apple chief executive Tim Cook as Tim Apple.

Before cable news, no one would have learned about this or thought twice about it. With cable news, it might have been a amusing news story that would be forgotten fifteen minutes after it was reported. Thanks to the Internet, the whole world gets to chuckle at the moment for a day. Tim Cook even changed his Twitter handle to Tim Apple, because why not. End of story. There’s nothing more to this. On to the next thing…

But no. This is Donald Trump, who has never met a slight that was too small to challenge or lie about.

Just days after turning Antonio Brown into the richest wide receiver in professional football, the Raiders are grabbing Trent Brown from Bill Belichick and making him the highest paid offensive lineman in football.

The 6-foot-8, 380 pound left tackle, who probably could block out the sun simply by stretching, played on 97% of the Patriots offensive snaps last year. A former sixth round pick of the 49ers, New England traded for Brown prior to last year when Nate Solder jumped ship to the Giants.